gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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