I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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