that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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