She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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