Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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