Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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