Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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