And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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