I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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