I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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