it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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