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(914): View more from New York

I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks

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(914): I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks http://tfl.nu/uwbl

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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!

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(520): Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!! http://tfl.nu/6hir

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.

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(440): I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise. http://tfl.nu/okxz

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(256): View more from Alabama

I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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(256): I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means. http://tfl.nu/u00p

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(956): View more from Texas

while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"

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(956): while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it" http://tfl.nu/f0so

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.

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(617): I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition. http://tfl.nu/v2i1

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(845): View more from New York

She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.

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she is way to in-touch with her childhood

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(845): She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside. (1-845): she is way to in-touch with her childhood http://tfl.nu/m5xk

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen

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(734): i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen http://tfl.nu/gv17

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(704): View more from North Carolina

There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.

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(704): There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die. http://tfl.nu/gg2b

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�

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(318): Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.� http://tfl.nu/j2xa

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.

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(+61): I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame. http://tfl.nu/104i

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.

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(610): I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents. http://tfl.nu/hwmn

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.

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(608): I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot. http://tfl.nu/aflc

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(586): View more from Michigan

My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.

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(586): My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween. http://tfl.nu/l0yk

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.

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And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.

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(612): Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted. (218): And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face. http://tfl.nu/e0j5

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