Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.