Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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