Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
no you cant smoke seaweed
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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