Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i would one night stand the shit outta him
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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