I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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