Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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