Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
