In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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