I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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