yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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