why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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