Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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