Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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