I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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