That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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