yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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