you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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