You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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