Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!

(1-313): View more from Michigan

"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"

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(713): View more from Texas

I looked at my own cervix.

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(443): View more from Maryland

He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid

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(313): View more from Michigan

She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated

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(703): View more from Virginia

Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.

(703): View more from Virginia

I was wondering where the donuts went.

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