You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame