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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures

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• (407): View more from Florida

  please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I wanna throw up and cum in that order

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance

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  Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame

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