Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves