So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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