so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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