Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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