your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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