What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think i got beer on your cat.
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