The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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