whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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