I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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