we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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