She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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