soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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