God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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