I love black thongs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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