took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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