Swine flu. Run for my life!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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