This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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