I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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