Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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