but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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