a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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