Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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