i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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