Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he shaved USA in his pubs
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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