Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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