He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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