he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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